“We’ve been in this town long enough to know that every Brooklyn couple hits a couple of speed bumps. Those romantic fantasies of four-story brownstones and easy parking spaces exist only in the movies. It’s like living in a crowded small town. You haven’t been married in Brooklyn until you’ve had at least one public argument inside Trader Joe’s.”
— From Jason Gay’s WSJ column today on love in Brooklyn, basketball and the Kardashian-Humphries union that spanned 72 days.